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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Joe Biden's 'Autobiography' by The Onion | Reduction

Joe Biden's 'Autobiography' by The Onion

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The Eyes of Michele Bachmann by Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
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Excerpt:

Rather, The Onion, the satirical newspaper which has actually parodied Biden over the years, is launching a new e-book composed labelled "The President of Vice: The Autobiography of Joe Biden."It will be available on the Kindle Singles store for $2. 99 beginning Friday, ABC News has actually confirmed. "Hombre, you've just done Uncle Joe a real solid buying this book," starts the foreword of guide ."I ain't the kind of guy who forgets his debts. Next time we meet there's a tallboy of ice cold Beast on me. And if you're a lady, I know a few tricks to repay you with interest, if you catch my drift.". "My one and only 1983 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am.

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Joe Biden

Overall Sentiment: -0.18656

Relevance: 0.889672

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0“My one and only 1983 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. I still get butterflies fluttering around in my stomach every time I lock eyes with those gold snowflake rims,” Onion Joe Biden writes ...
0Joe Biden wrote an autobiography of his own in 2008 — “Promises to Keep: On Life and Politics” ...
Sentiment Stats:
  • Number of Quotes: 2
  • Aggregate Sentiment: 0
  • Mean: 0
  • Standard Deviation: 0
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Joe Biden.

Overall Sentiment: 0.243722

Relevance: 0.353826

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